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share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Still no good

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Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

What are some common examples of condescending behavior?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is it common for Americans to feel "trapped" due to the size and distance of their country from other countries/continents? Is this feeling an exaggeration or a reality?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

No go.

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